suctioning:

this-bi-guy:

After he nutt:

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delete this

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bromancing-the-stone:

Sign me up

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me:ย image

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94,321 plays

foodvacuum:

her best friend is trash and she knows it

yanderwei:

me:

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you:

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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: โ€œThe risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.โ€

American Kitchen Nightmares: โ€œYOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOUโ€™RE AN ASSHOLE AND THEREโ€™S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.โ€

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