kanbaewest asked: 17 37 58
17. Do you like kissing in public?
I would love to kiss someone in public if I HAD SOMEONE
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
ohhhh yeah lol
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
like me, be clingy, be cool, be nice, like good music
wettingmypants asked: 60-75
omg ok I hope this all posts
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
idk they’ve all been around my age
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
fall in love with me
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
thing goes into a thing
64. What is your definition of cheating?
thing goes into a thing where it doesn’t belong
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
foreplay is gay
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
foreplay is gay
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
probably going out to dinner, driving around and listening to music, and going on a night walk and talking about everything
68. What is your sexual orientation?
69. What turns you off?
bad hygiene, being rude, being annoying, bad music taste
70. What turns you on?
HIP BONES, good hygiene, nice hair, generally nice to everyone, being clingy, good music taste, good sense of humor
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
I’ve never had a sex dream where I “wet” the bed, but the kinkiest sex dream I had was in a jacuzzi lol
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
“hell yea bitch dis go hard as hell flocka I will suck big dick team slut all day and week month year and century I love your big naps D I C K S Q U A D”
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
idk I like guys with nice, smooth skin and really scrawny lol
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
Cayne brought me to Cheesecake Factory a couple weeks ago
if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me
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Anonymous asked: 80-85
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Well I just told my mom that a few minutes ago
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
Niall Horan, Austin Butler, Vanessa Hudgens, Kendall Jenner, and Josh Hutcherson
I find a lot of people attractive, but I just named celebrities
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
my coworker I think lol
83. Who was your first kiss with?
some girl I awkwardly walk past in the hall now
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
I haven’t dated anyone in over two years and it was because I wasn’t feelin it
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
maybe, probably more of a thing than a relationship
- 1. Are looks important in a relationship?
- 2. Are relationships ever worth it?
- 3. Are you a virgin?
- 4. Are you in a relationship?
- 5. Are you in love?
- 6. Are you single this year?
- 7. Can you commit to one person?
- 8. Describe your crush
- 9. Describe your perfect mate
- 10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
- 11. Do you ever want to get married?
- 12. Do you forgive betrayal?
- 13. Do you get jealous easily?
- 14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
- 15. Do you have any piercings?
- 16. Do you have any tattoos?
- 17. Do you like kissing in public?
- 20. Do you shower every day?
- 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
- 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
- 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
- 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
- 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
- 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
- 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
- 28. Have you ever been cheated on?
- 29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
- 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
- 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
- 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
- 33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
- 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
- 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
- 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
- 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
- 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
- 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
- 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
- 41. Have you had sex so far this year?
- 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
- 43. How long was your longest relationship?
- 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
- 45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
- 46. How many times did you have sex last year?
- 47. How old are you?
- 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
- 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
- 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
- 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
- 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
- 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
- 54. Is there someone you will never forget?
- 55. Share a relationship story.
- 56. State 8 facts about your body
- 57. Things you want to say to an ex
- 58. What are five ways to win your heart?
- 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
- 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
- 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
- 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
- 63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
- 64. What is your definition of cheating?
- 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
- 66. What is your favourite roleplay?
- 67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
- 68. What is your sexual orientation?
- 69. What turns you off?
- 70. What turns you on?
- 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
- 72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
- 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
- 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
- 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
- 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
- 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
- 78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
- 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
- 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
- 81. Who are five people you find attractive?
- 82. Who is the last person you hugged?
- 83. Who was your first kiss with?
- 84. Why did your last relationship fail?
- 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
wedding vows using only arctic monkeys lyrics
"push! PUSH!" the nurse screams in the delivery room. i can’t believe i’m going to lose a push-up contest in front of my newborn son
when someone walks into a room where you are playing piano and they are very surprised to see you playing the piano